Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Confessions: Part I


I watch the Bachelor, yes I do.

Each week I voluntarily watch in horror as these "women" make fools of themselves on national television all for the hopes of being chosen as Jake's permanent "copilot".

It's a mess, yes.

But, I absolutely love it! It has got to be THE most painfully awkward show I have ever watched! Both Rob and I are loyal viewers of this fine television program. We can't get enough of it! So much in fact, that I now follow a weekly blog, written by an old friend from high school, that divulges the inside scoop on all the juicy, horrendous drama that makes the Bachelor so very special.

So, as I read today about all the behind the scenes "facts", I was absolutely HORRIFIED to find out that this very informed source who writes this column SWEARS he knows who indeed Jake choses to ride on his wings of love.....

HER!

... oh, sorry! That's not her!
That's David Lee Roth from Van Halen.

O.K..... It's HER!

ooops! My mistake.

That's the guy(?) from Twisted Sister.
I'm sorry, it's so confusing.

It's HER!

VIENNA Lee Roth Twisted Sister!!!!!!!!

Are you screaming? Because, I sure am!

Now, I definitely won't miss one second of this show to see if this outrageous outcome is true!!!

7 comments:

Ash and Christian said...

What?!?!? And you're not going to give us her blog address???? I can't handle it. Honestly.

Sarah Hull said...

YOU need to write spoiler on the top of your blog! I read that same thing today! I WILL DIE A THOUSAND TRILLION DEATHS if it in deed is her!!!

P.s. those pictures are killing me. All three are pretty much one in the same. darn it!

Heather said...

SHUT THE FREEK UP!!!!!! No way can he choose her!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love your label by the way. Totally agree. I have been dying over this season!! Yes, blog address PLEASE!!!

Hess Fam said...

I'm a little sad about the spoiler. But LOVING the post...and the label. I sure love you friend.

Amy said...

OHHHHH my gosh...you are so funny friend!!!! I don't mind the spoiler b/c I just can't believe he would pick her. Your pics and label are the BEST!

zuniga family said...

WOW! I hope this is all a big joke! She isn't very pretty but I think I like her because no one else does. But if she wins, he needs some SERIOUS help!

Mamasita said...

STOP! Maybe I should start watching..too bad at first glance I thought that was mom! oops..just DL Roth.