Please allow me to explain.
Being our second child, your daddy and I consider ourselves to be somewhat experts in child rearing. We've spent the last three years raising your ever thriving sister to be a normal, fun-loving, and happy child (opinions of others may vary). As a team, we are excellent, competent parents, equipped with the knowledge and skills it takes to insure your safety, overall well being, and sanity.
The following pictures taken from a recent trip to Disney's California Adventure are actually not what they seem....

You prefer wearing one sock at a time, with the one sock being worn, fitting fairly loosely.
Speaking of fitting loosely, you like your hats to be about 2 times the actual size that would fit you.
It's your signature style.
It also may look as though you are...well, uncomfortable, but that's not the case. You are watching a passing parade in the distance, with a funny look on your face.
That's all.
And it also looks as though I am .....uummm, laughing at you, but Mickey Mouse is under the table tickling my feet.
A lot.

Now, in this picture daddy is playing a silly game of peek-a boo with you. It's your favorite game!
I know it may look as though he is trying to wrap you up in a warm blanket and failing miserably by accidently wrapping your face, but that's not the case. He is perfectly capable of a proper swaddle....

See?
Look how happy you are!

And you do love being with your sister.
Never are you letting out nervous cries of help when she is that close to you...
Squeezing your foot....
The sock-less one.
So, now you should understand that you are definitely, without a doubt, in good hands with your mommy and daddy, and with Olive too. You are as happy as a clam with us and are so very pleased to be a part of our incredible family.
The proof is in this picture: