How I Spent $31 Dollars Rather Than .31 Cents

Last night, in the name of charity, Olive and I headed to our local Baskin Robbins to partake in their 31 cent scoop sale to benefit our brave firefighters. To our dismay, the line looked something like this:


So, with an insatiable hunger for ice cream, we headed to this horrible food store


And bought this yummiest ice cream


And this one


And all the sprinkles, caramel and chocolate sauces, and cones necessary for an ice cream pig out.
My total came to $30.21.
Now I have


And I feel like one of these